smokin no reportin but throwin d’z

DAMN! mofos be callin me out fo smokin and no reportin. i mean, mendo might got that endo, but that don’t mean fools got satellite intanet an shit on tha scraper! even tha blackberry got held up at tha damn ucar.edu site. damn. shit iz on fiyah now tho. ain’t that hard ta know. BUT. mights well give a damn zynopziz o that shiyat and let ya’ll know bout tha proper time to hit it and quit it.
windz ain’t too buckwild. remo’ data indicates mean velocitayz in tha 30-50mph range, gustin bout 80 topz. jet strizzeak iz south and ain’t poppin collars…

BUT!!!!
Theze speeds are where mofos dust themselves off like they just stole third! max wind tranzpowt happenz at bout theze velocitayz. don’t need ta be 190mph. beyond bout 70-80 avg., ya’ll beyotchez be seein hydrometeor advection (bitchez be bouncin like tah police showed up befo tha thizz, aka shit blowz inta tha ENVY state) and tsublimation (what them hos be doin in tha mornin, disappearin inta tha mizt, like peace see ya lata). we gun be seein mad slabs, mad cornice buildin, and mad pockets a tha instabilitay. kinda dry shizzle be droppin, get yo snorkle, but we gun see sum big windloadz go hella dumb. treez gun be deeeeeeeeeeeep doh!
reeeeeeeeal nice vorticitay flowin by, mad spin like thoz daven rimz. THROW SOME D’S ON THAT BITCH!

hella vorticitay meanz hella divergence (in general). divergence = poppin like yo know who! We gun see if we getz that 2-tres feet comin up on ya like webber used to. lemme say it once mo. THROW SOME D’S ON THAT BITCH!
one a my favorite tracks…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r30cJTUMew
Shit should be ill in tha next few dayz. but…
what ain’t so tight fo droppin linz iz early next week once tha momentum passes on. we gun see sum ill NW to N windz.

shit’ll be illin out tho. check this cold pool that remainz till at leazt tuez mownin…

so while we got some windz hammerin shit down from tha north and cool tempz, protected locs be stayin about like yo babyz mama but real hot, you know, dime pieces. expozed shit, look fo tha windbowd. mmm. we gun see some wind cruzts and crozzloadz that may get sum instabilitay to linga bouts like them fiesty beyotches in wierd zones. specially cuz thiz snow that be fallin sposed ta be in tha 15-20:1 range. hella dry. easy to move. pushin hella weight? naw. i wish tho. i got me a line that needz that sticky icky to go fo real doh. but itz at 13500 and goes at III 5.8 in tha summa time. winta time hos know ima drop it like itz hot fo real next stable phase tha be rollin by. deez nutz. all up in yo face.
progressive rossby pattern rollin thro fo tha week. i’ll hityall up manana with tha hotness. ima drop me some steep treez in the late am tho what what what!

~ by twoonethreeblc on March 22, 2009.